‘What’s something you can say during sex and in a restaurant?’ 19 (NSFW) suggestions

We’re mildly concerned about what Reddit user u/DressOne2628 has planned after we read their r/AskReddit question.

What’s something you can say during sex and in a restaurant?

Never do anything that’ll get you kicked out before you’ve had your dessert – that’d be our advice.

The question was a popular one, with the obvious warning that many of these are really NSFW – and a few might make you really hungry.

1.

How do you know you don’t like it if you’ve never tried it?
Huskynota

2.

ChuckitCharlie0
Via

3.

Oooh spicy!
SaneInsanity92

4.

Let me warm that up for you.
abarkhan666

5.

I need to unbutton my pants.
SauseegeGravy

6.

Sparky605
Via

7.

It was good but I’d say your mother does it better.
DavosLostFingers

8.

Wanna swap sides?
surdtmash

9.

ItsNuckinFutz
Via

10.

Stop playing with it and just eat it.
mrenz70