News p.139

America first! Trump’s luxury golf resort granted visas for 70 foreign workers

The ultimate ‘f-ck you’ to paparazzi who try to sell photos of you naked

The only three jokes you need to read about Priti Patel’s “freelance diplomacy”

‘Thanks to whoever made Boris Johnson’s Wiki page a bit more honest’

Donald Trump says guns aren’t the problem. So what does the US have these other countries don’t?

The internet had lots of sympathy for the tax dodging Mrs Brown’s Boys actors

People have been helpfully filling in the blanks of CNN’s cryptic tweet

“I’m filled with disappointment when I should be filled with Halloumi”

Amazing that this happened. Tatler magazine obviously didn’t get the memo

Correction of the day

This Daily Mail front page from January hasn’t dated very well

Donald Trump’s ex-campaign manager’s lawyers repeatedly fail to spell “Cyprus”

Snoop Dogg’s new album cover features him standing over Trump’s corpse

Jedward’s barrister doesn’t look too thrilled to be representing them….

More than half the Collins Dictionary 2017 “Word of the Year” shortlist are phrases