News p.65

The Daily Mail doubled down on its attack on Angela Rayner – only 5 responses you need

Gary Lineker spotted an ‘MP watching porn’ open goal and hoofed it into the back of the net

Elon Musk now owns Twitter and Twitter owned him right back – 38 favourite tweets

Channel 4 News stumped Boris Johnson with a zinger of a question about Partygate

Adam Kay had the best title for Matt Hancock’s pandemic memoirs

Michael Fabricant’s face during Keir Starmer’s heartbreaking Commons address might be all you need to know

Adil Ray just won comeback of the day

Brandon Lewis’s ‘parking ticket’ defence of Boris Johnson is quite the watch

The government will send asylum seekers to Rwanda and everything about it is awful

The Daily Mail said Boris Johnson can’t go because there’s a war on – only 5 responses you need

Michael Fabricant said nurses and teachers also had lockdown drinks at work – only 9 responses you need

13 Rishi Sunak jokes worth paying your taxes for after he’s fined over Partygate

Carrie Johnson has received a Partygate penalty and the internet says it’s fine by them

Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak fined by police for breaking lockdown rules – 30 favourite responses

Putin’s spokesman being called out for his lies on Sky News is a masterclass in this sort of thing