News p.72

Michael Gove wants ‘Christian forgiveness’ for the Partygate revellers – 12 biblical takedowns

A Tory MP stepping in human poo in Kent’s lorry park is the perfect metaphor for Brexit

Taxpayers will foot the £500K bill for Liz Truss’ private jet trip to Australia

The Met will ask the alleged No. 10 partygoers ‘if they are guilty ‘ – Stop and search these 11 great responses

Liz Truss’s robotic denial she went to any Downing St parties is hilariously hypnotic

‘Lost all sense of proportion’ – only 9 responses you need to today’s Daily Mail front page

Rishi Sunak ‘accidentally’ went to Boris Johnson’s birthday party – 15 deliberate takedowns

A Tory MP got his just desserts for saying the PM was ‘ambushed with a cake’ – 34 sweet burns

Ian Hislop’s takedown of MPs over their own register of interests was magnificently done

This Tory MP’s defence of Boris Johnson isn’t the slam dunk he thought it was

Police have launched an investigation into those Downing St ‘parties’ – 13 arresting responses

Boris Johnson had a lockdown birthday party and everyone’s making Sue Gray jokes – 27 funniest

15 spectacular takedowns of Nadine Dorries for trying to gaslight the PM’s critics

There were ‘two Downing Street celebrations’ for Boris Johnson’s 2020 birthday – 19 gifted responses

Brexit bonus – Kent’s lorry queue is now visible from space