News p.73

Everyone’s watching planes try to land in Storm Eunice at Heathrow and it’s gripping and terrifying stuff

Ryanair had the best response for a GB News reporter who took aim at their Novak Djokovic joke

Ryanair’s sarcastic response to Novak Djokovic’s self-imposed martyrdom was top flight

Fox News presenter forgets Trump was in charge as she slams Biden for 2020 failings

This Tory MP’s Brexit dividend is not the glorious triumph she thinks it is

“We have a compulsive liar who’s actually leading the country.” Brian Cox drops truth bombs

This Sun columnist suggested posting Gen Z to the frontline to make them less woke – 19 glorious takedowns

Prince Andrew has settled out of court with Virginia Giuffre – 23 right royal pisstakes

John Bercow owned Boris Johnson into next week in 70 seconds

Jacob Rees-Mogg’s empty Brexit promise got exactly the reaction it deserved

James Blunt had the best response to New Zealand’s anti-protest tactics

Boris Johnson has been sent a Met questionnaire – 24 favourite reactions

Boris Johnson’s ‘unique’ legal situation got the entire internet shaking its head – only 5 responses you need

Cressida Dick is stepping down from the Met’s top job – 19 arresting responses

John Major’s forensic dismantling of Boris Johnson had people who don’t like John Major applauding