News p.80

Boris Johnson claims No 10’s lockdown parties followed the guidance

Brexit hardman Steve Baker thinks the mask mandate is Hell – 12 devilishly good clapbacks

James O’Brien is baffled that people are more threatened by masks than Covid – and he’s not alone

Our 21 favourite responses to Jack Dorsey resigning from Twitter

Piers Corbyn flash-mobbed a London train with an anti-mask song about farts

A Tory MP suggested women playing formerly male characters is driving men to crime – 15 perfect takedowns

An Australian politician’s blunt takedown of an anti-vax bill tells it like it is

Boris Johnson’s catastrophic CBI speech explained in 4 minutes of brutal detail

Adil Ray totally skewered the Tory MP trying to defend the PM’s bare-faced buffoonery

Boris Johnson’s bridge to Northern Ireland isn’t going to happen and we’re shocked – shocked, I tell you!

Boris “I wear a mask wherever the rules say that I should” Johnson pictured maskless on a packed train

There was a right royal pisstake of this expert prediction for the Queen – 14 funny favourites

The jury’s out on whether this Fox News presenter’s farcical confusion was an act

The judge in a far-right murder case has Trump’s rally song as his ringtone

The UK “not remotely a corrupt country” says Boris Johnson with a straight face