Sport p.18

You won’t hear a lovelier story from the Qatar World Cup than this

Entitled parents force an umpire to abandon a game and their parting shot is next level laughable

Ian Wright’s response to men mocking Eni Aluko was good, but Eni Aluko said it even better

Neville Southall owning Nigel Farage on his own GB News show is a supremely satisfying watch

You don’t have to watch the World Cup to appreciate this insight into our lying eyes

This old Sol Campbell World Cup prediction was just the tonic we needed today

It looked like Roberto Martinez moonwalked away from this BBC interview

Gary Lineker’s joke was top tier brave and the comments really didn’t disappoint

This basketball player’s adorable (and unfortunate) ‘hot mic’ moment is like the start of a romcom movie

Piers Morgan got the hump over Ronaldo’s no goal and Specsavers’ comeback was a last minute winner

The Guy Who Decides the World Cup hits the back of the net

Spare a thought for poor Gary Neville who had an even worse game than Costa Rica

Footballers were ordered not to wear One Love armbands – but that didn’t stop Alex Scott flying the flag

This hilarious live TV fail on BBC Breakfast was simply perfect comedy timing

Ronaldo’s not happy with Gary Neville and his old Man U teammate’s response was 10/10