Weird World p.70

This man’s fury at a teacher giving out tampons will have you facepalming (and laughing) into next week

A neighbour complained about this NSFW door knocker and we don’t know who’s the bigger ball ache

Theology has never seen anything quite like this young boy’s fantastic bunny crucifixion drawing

This ‘two-for-one special’ is a double takedown for the ages

This tiny sumo wrestler is cute – but what the huge sumo wrestler does is even cuter

People are sharing the eeriest things children have ever said to them – don’t read these 21 on your own

This shopper had her schoolboy basket error pointed out and she was the very opposite of grateful

The story of the Aussie lottery winner asked to buy another ticket for TV will never cease to amaze us

A restaurant outed an influencer for scrounging and their response was as petty as it gets

This savage one-star review was made even better by the automated response

There’s something a bit crappy about this magnetic slime robot that can retrieve stuff you’ve swallowed

Comeback of the day

Simply the most epic story you’ll ever read told in a single paragraph

Probably the funniest anti-vax claim on Jesus you’ll see today

This school’s outrageous Mother’s Day song had the entire internet hollering into next week