This bartender wasn’t taking any nonsense from the woman who stole a bottle of grenadine

The mounting fury of this guy demanding nude photos makes this a very satisfying read

‘I guess the cat factory ran out of ink’

This dad got a tattoo of his baby son’s scar so he won’t be alone with it when he grows up

This Republican’s condemnation of Nancy Pelosi was a glorious self-own

Stupid Criminals of the Week Award

The look on the face of this dog being treated by the vet is the most adorable thing you’ll watch this week

Turns out some people put butter on their Weetabix and the internet is appalled

Donald Trump’s State of the Union speech – with added lie-detector

South Yorkshire Fire Service’s pro-LGBT+ video uses negative comments in a funny and positive way

Get a whiff of these 19 puntastically stinky sitcoms

These 17 pointlessly gendered items will have you shaking your head

Donald Trump has been acquitted of the impeachment charges – the only 7 reactions you need

Katy Perry was made a British Asian Trust ambassador and there were questions – 9 bemused reactions

This crime victim received little sympathy from their WhatsApp group and it’s a very funny read

Daily Express reader’s letter of the week

Simply 13 hilariously bad design fails that will have you facepalming into next week

Someone had the perfect riposte for the man trying to hire them without pay