The 25 funniest jokes and pics from this week

‘She unmatched me immediately’

Boris Johnson’s excuse for ducking his Andrew Neil interview is being destroyed with facts

Katie Hopkins’ Islamophobic tweet about London’s Christmas tree got exactly the takedown it deserved

Passive-Aggressive Safety Notice of the Day

Want to hear Pachelbel’s Canon played on train whistles? Of course you do

A delivery man’s reaction to a kind gesture has gone viral because it’s simply adorable

This Christian version of the cha-cha slide is the hilarious remix nobody asked for

Andrew Neil called out Boris Johnson for failing to be interviewed – the only 5 reactions you need

21 favourite things people said about Boris Johnson’s selfie on This Morning

Daft Limmy’s Richard E Grant impression was so on the money he blocked him

The Honest Trailer for IT: Chapter 2 hilariously says everything you’ve already thought

Jeremy Clarkson’s been trolling Greta Thunberg and Daily Mail readers can’t get enough of it

There was something missing from tonight’s Question Time – only 5 responses you need

Amazon didn’t ask Gary Lineker to present its football and he had the perfect riposte

Keep your sense of humour intact with these 16 general election jokes

Hugh Grant just owned the haters who have been trolling him on Twitter and it’s perfect

The brilliant Cassetteboy’s Boris Johnson/MC Hammer mash-up is the only thing you need to watch today