This anti-vaxxer shared her son’s beautiful picture and wins self-own of the day

One woman’s sneaky hack for fobbing off persistent men with a fake number might be a lifesaver

Liz Truss backs Boris Johnson’s campaign for rare beefburgers – the only 5 replies you need

The 25 funniest tweets of the week

Best Cat Name Ever

‘Football manager hair on politicians’ is today’s best thread

Now this is how you stop someone interrupting your live TV two-way

James Acaster challenged Piers Morgan over his love of black music and appeared to strike a chord

Ann Widdecombe compared being in the EU to slavery and these 8 takedowns were brutal

This American congressman fell for this ‘Few Good Men’ prank and it’s rather joyous

It’s 7 years since San Diego accidentally set all their fireworks off at once and it’s epic

Only 5 takedowns you need of the woman who started her Little Mermaid petition like this

The only voice this Google Home virtual assistant will obey is brilliantly odd

Watching this woman try to get to the right side of the fuel pump is incredibly frustrating

Donald Trump said Americans “took over the airports” in the 1770s – 13 hilarious clapbacks

This hilariously NSFW sex toy review might be the best thing you’ll ever come across

Still one of the greatest text exchanges of all time

10 ingenious ideas for the woman struggling to reuse her penis-shaped cake tin