Someone got this message with their new glasses and we’re cringing so much we can’t see a thing

Over on Reddit, jnagee said: ‘Ordered a pair of blue light glasses & unfortunately got this added bonus message.’

‘Thank you for taking me out of that small box, I was very depressed inside there!

‘Hey, I am very happy to meet you master, and I will do my best to protect your eyes. Of course, people will also admire you when you wear me, haha … You must not give me away!

‘I hope we will cooperate happily together in the future.’

The only thing worse than this would be the glasses actually being broken (and even then it might not be worse).

teacheramanda: ‘Oh God. Your glasses are a “nice guy”. Watch out, soon they will be calling you “M’lady”’

SakuraFerretTrainer: ‘I’m just happy you’re letting me sit on your face master!’

Source Reddit u/jnageee