The BBC got over-excited by the hot weather and was brutally slapped down by the internet

19 favourite things people are saying about the record-breaking hot weather

This play in two acts is basically 2019 to date

14 scathing collective nouns for Boris Johnson’s cabinet

The Mirror warned women not to put lollies in their vagina – only 5 replies you need

Just 23 very funny things that David Mellor looks like

Jeremy Corbyn once signed a motion backing an asteroid to wipe out humanity – and it’s looking less crazy every day

James Blunt apologised for not releasing any new music and it’s the best thing he’s done this year

These instructions for fitting a doorbell are disturbingly accurate

An artist’s skillful colouring might be the most frustrating thing you see this week

This lizard has gone viral because it chases a ball just like a dog

Michael Spicer’s “Room next door” take on Boris Johnson’s speech is note perfect

Boris Johnson’s cabinet reshuffle was like an episode of Game of Thrones – our 23 favourite reactions

Enjoy Ian Hislop totally owning new Home Sec Priti Patel over her support for capital punishment

Larry the Cat had the best commentary on Boris Johnson becoming PM – 13 favourite takes

Simply 13 funny captions to go with this picture of Boris Johnson and the Queen

This mum’s not happy a friend’s dog has the name she wants to call her baby and it’s a furiously funny read

This woman took a bouquet she found in the woods and her realisation what she’d done is a slow burning delight