Mark Steel’s Boris Johnson impression is a smorgasbord of meaningless waffle – just like the real thing

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This American lockdown protest against gyms being closed was the ultimate self-own

The BBC’s Andrew Cotter commentating on a penguin race is the content we all need today

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Our 18 favourite jokes about all this *gestures at the news*

Lord Sugar took aim at Andrew ‘it’s all about you’ Neil on Twitter and it didn’t end well

A teacher annotated Boris Johnson’s confusing Covid-19 graphic and it’s brilliant

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Whoever’s writing these Metro front page headlines, take the rest of the week off

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