This first person piece from 1890 on ‘What Being Ugly is Like’ is a real heartbreaker

This is why you should never try to sneak up on a goose

People love this teacher’s ‘mental health check-in’ chart so much they’re making their own

“Graffiti artist versus council cleaner” was the match of the year

‘Hammer wielding thief didn’t anticipate pepper spray’ is a cautionary and very satisfying tale

All those words that get on your nerves in one video – totes annoying

This maths lecturer’s next level prank on his class is so funny and clever we could watch it all day

This obituary is the most brutally but hilariously honest you’ll read anytime soon

“What’s the most surreal encounter you’ve had with someone famous?” – the 14 best replies

Having a bad day? It could be worse, your kid could have just done this to your iPad

This Jake Humphrey thread and the response it provoked is truly heartwarming stuff

Mark Francois wants another vote of no confidence in Theresa May – the only 7 replies you need

This tweet about BBC Science Focus mag is the truest thing you’ll read all week

LBC’s Brexit update was interrupted by the reporter’s 4-year-old causing mayhem

There’ll never be a better self-own gif than this one

Creepiest thing you’ll see this week (and probably a lot longer than that)

This iconic Pulp Fiction scene is so much funnier with burgers

Turns out by changing the tense on Wikipedia things get very dystopian very quickly indeed