Comedian Sooz Kempner’s thread about her old job is the gritty comedy-drama of the year

This week’s 25 funniest things

Someone asked if a fart can be fired across a room and the answer’s a gas

This anti-vaxxer set themselves up perfectly for a savage burn

This mum bought a sweet T-shirt for her daughter but it had an unexpected NSFW slogan

21 of the dumbest things you’ll ever see

You won’t read a better review of new Elton John movie Rocketman than this Mumsnet post

The Sun told its readers Chernobyl was based on a true story – only 4 responses you need

Relationship dilemma of the week

Mhairi Black and 12 other Scots brilliantly owned Sajid Javid after he said he wouldn’t ‘allow’ a second referendum

Sajid Javid said he won’t ‘allow’ another Scottish referendum and Scottish Twitter’s response was brutal

Have you ever been as excited about anything as this dog is about going for a swim

What kids’ menus should really say

A barista mansplained pregnancy to a mum-to-be and it went as well as you’d expect

This thread of 27 mispronounced words is a hilarious phonics minefield

Rory Stewart’s video was weird and his answer to this question just made it weirder

Nothing to see here – just North Korean children’s TV bunnies kicking a wolf’s ass

Just 20 of our favourite Terry Pratchett quotes