You won’t read a better review of new Elton John movie Rocketman than this Mumsnet post

John Plunkett. Updated May 30th, 2019

New Elton John movie Rocketman is out this week and we can’t wait. Just in case you were in two minds about seeing it, let this review from a Mumsnet user make your mind up for you.

Mumsnet has reviewed Rocketman. pic.twitter.com/sOiNwQHQga

— Mark Aldridge (@DrMarkAldridge) May 28, 2019

And why not?

"Menopausal old hound looking for a boost in the fanjo" 😂😂😂😂

— Julie Wilson (@jools2216) May 29, 2019

If boost in the fanjo isn't a lyric from Bohemian Rhapsody, it damn well should be

— KittieKaye (@kittie_kaye) May 29, 2019

Scaramouch scaramouch can you boost me in the fango

— Ciara Kelly (@ciarakellydoc) May 29, 2019

I read that as Richard Madeley and vomited.

— Careless Whispers (@SomeMightSayNI) May 29, 2019

Put *that* on the side of a bus.

— Andy Murray (@MrGeetsRomo) May 29, 2019

To conclude …

If Rocketman doesn't use "If you're looking for a boost in the fanjo, watch this on loop" on its posters I'll refuse to go see it https://t.co/rEtLUKckfB

— Hadley Freeman (@HadleyFreeman) May 29, 2019