Salisbury novichok suspects say they were only visiting cathedral – our favourite 25 responses

Mark Wahlberg’s obsessive daily schedule has inspired someone to share their own – equally weird – timetable

This woman had a question and fortunately for us these 23 people replied

Sky News asked who could replace Theresa May and these 13 suggestions were most helpful

People have been coming up with words for the male equivalent of a ‘mistress’ – the 17 best

Kanye West said something odd again and these 13 takedowns hit the right note

Adults misunderstanding kids’ questions is the thread we didn’t know we needed – the 24 most awkward

This writer’s tale went viral because it’s sad and funny, cautionary and amazing

This wedding attended by the ‘veteran anarchist’ who bothered Jacob Rees-Mogg’s family is quite something

Paul McCartney talked about wanking with John Lennon and all these Beatles puns came at once

Richard Branson hates people being late and these 23 replies are everything you’d hope for

The takedowns of this Tommy Robinson supporter are a very satisfying read

Mark Wahlberg’s ‘typical daily schedule’ is as weird as it is terrifying

Lyndsey Scott wins comeback of the week

This guy forgot a woman’s last name so he emailed every single Nicole at university – all 247 of them – with unexpected results

People have been photoshopping Donald Trump’s 9/11 fist pump and here are 23 of the best

Sainsbury’s had the perfect response to Waitrose’s student ‘starter kit’

Funniest 21 captions people put to this amazing Brexit picture