Alan Shearer tackling Simon Schama is the best thing about the England game apart from the result

Daft Limmy had a message for England before their first World Cup game and it’s pitch perfect

The BBC did this ahead of England’s World Cup opener and it’s one of the odder things they’ve ever done

There was one question everyone was asking about Iceland’s viewing figures for their World Cup opener against Argentina

This 10 y/o lad was bullied about his lunchbox so his uncle did this and it’s awesome

Mobile ‘Drunk Tank’ hits the streets ahead of #RoyalAscot

This exchange about laws governing stuff that harms you will have you facepalming into next week

Our favourite 6 things people did with Brazilian keeper Alisson bursting a giant ball

This woman’s boyfriend set her selfies to Cotton Eye Joe and it’s hypnotic

The world’s saddest doodle got an update to save our breaking hearts

This guy really couldn’t persuade ‘Brandon’ he had the wrong number and it didn’t end well

This lawyer had an unconventional solution to upskirting and got precisely the responses he deserved

A DIY shop put this sign in its window and these 7 responses are very satisfying indeed

Someone blamed Hyundai for David de Gea’s gaffe – and then Hyundai joined in

Absolutely the funniest reviews of any MPs’ constituency offices you’ll see today

Patrice Evra applauded a fellow World Cup pundit’s analysis – 11 favourite responses online

Rod Liddle said this about the World Cup and it’s the best burn you’ll read this week

Favourite tweet of the World Cup so far after Iceland draw with Argentina