Channel 4 is trolling Piers Morgan and people can’t get enough of it
It’s Stand Up To Cancer day on Channel 4 and there’s lots of great programmes and stuff going on, but right now we can’t see beyond this money-raising wheeze.
Donate £50 and Channel 4’s official Twitter account will insult Piers Morgan.
Dear @PiersMorgan. Hope you're having a wonderful morning. Why don’t you go and f**k yourself. #SU2CRewards,
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) October 26, 2018
Well we could watch this all day.
Ooh someone donated £50! pic.twitter.com/gFQ8n6b8Le
— G (@natsgnats) October 26, 2018
It was me!! Defo worth it best £50 I’ve spent
— holly ~ 🍃💛☕️🌈✨✨ (@Holly_Wilson99) October 26, 2018
And then someone else paid another £50 and this happened.
Dear @PiersMorgan. Unfortunately our lawyers wouldn't allow us to say you're the single biggest wanker in the history of human civilisation. But you're in the top 1. #SU2CRewards
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) October 26, 2018
Not everyone knew what was going on, but they all seemed to agree on one thing.
I don’t know or care why this has been said by Channel 4, but I like it and I agree completely.#FuckOffPiersMorgan!
— Jan Hikikomori Karlsson ☯️🖖 (@Kymeraent) October 26, 2018
Here’s what else Channel 4 will do for you.
For a fiver we’ll follow you, give an opinion on your avatar or tweet a nice message about your mum. Go on, she deserves it!
Donate £10 and we’ll creatively insult you, ask your Twitter crush out for you or write you a ❤️ poem. #SU2CRewardshttps://t.co/4qOuSpoanc
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) October 26, 2018
For £20, we’ll ask your boss to give you a raise, retweet one of your tweets or rate your breakfast, lunch, dinner…or pet!
Donate £50 and we’ll insult @PiersMorgan, throw Twitter shade at a TV rival or we’ll draw a cartoon of your avatar! #SU2CRewardshttps://t.co/4qOuSpoanc
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) October 26, 2018
Donate £100 to #StandUpToCancer and @MrGeorgeClarke will rate your space or we’ll tweet you a D**k pic!
£250 and we’ll let you pitch your TV show idea to a commissioner or add your message to our Instagram Story. #SU2CRewardshttps://t.co/4qOuSpoanc
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) October 26, 2018
£500 gets you 🍸🍸🍸 at the @firstdates restaurant with @fredsirieix1 and the team or we’ll mention your business in every tweet we do for 1hr!
£1,000 and you’ll get a personal training session with non-other than @jason_carl_fox himself. #SU2CRewardshttps://t.co/4qOuSpoanc
— Channel 4 (@Channel4) October 26, 2018
£50 to insult Piers Morgan, though. Worth every penny.
https://twitter.com/EmmaKennedy/status/1055787392387502080
My name is Mike Holden and I endorse this message. https://t.co/BXoNJKJAvh
— Mike Holden (@MikeHolden42) October 26, 2018
This is top quality #content https://t.co/NQJzhafe1W
— Tits McGee (@Scientits) October 26, 2018
And it probably explains why this happened earlier in the week, when Morgan publicly wondered why C4 were trying rot get in touch.
Finally, a sensible use for Piers Morgan.