An entry in Samuel Pepys’ Diary details a disgusting surprise he left in someone’s fireplace

Theresa May wants a ‘festival of Brexit Britain’ – the only 19 responses you need

Turns out cows play fetch and you’ll be like, pull the udder one

Man is recognised by the woman he’s trying to rob and it’s the best court report ever

This school isn’t hanging around

Theresa May on the Irish border will have you facepalming into next week

You won’t see a better 20 seconds of football all season

The most dramatic way to catch a fish that you’ll ever see

Matt Damon as Judge Brett Kavanaugh is a rather brilliant thing

A must read – Patrick Kielty gives Boris Johnson a scathing lesson on Northern Ireland

How to profoundly disturb the neighbours

This Brett Kavanaugh-Pulp Fiction mash-up went viral because it’s so amazing

A right wing blogger said this about Brett Kavanaugh and it got entirely the responses it deserved

We’ve got the Plaid Cymru video that was so bad they deleted it – and it’s glorious

‘Congratulations to the winner of London’s Most Cockney Landlord 2018’

The Bargain Hunt episode with Bez and Jarvis Cocker had an epic, unexpected twist

QI liked someone’s description of the show so much they asked Netflix to adopt it

Our 25 favourite jokes of the week