Guardian hot take articles but by cartoon villains

This fridge dumped in Manchester has its own Twitter account

A pilot had to spend 17 hours testing a new engine, so he did this

An incredible transcript of Trump’s disastrous call to Australia’s prime minister

A water main burst outside a church and it looked like this

‘Meeping angels’

Today is “Watermelon Day” – here’s why you should never steal one

Princess Diana ‘votes for Brexit’. This is peak Daily Mail, pretty much peak everything

Kern’s Corner: Why decent people must boycott the Edinburgh Festival

World’s most patient fiancée endures different variations of the same terrible joke while on holiday

Indiscreet crime of the day: man arrested with two stolen lamp-posts on the roof of his car

Channel 4 has put out the first ad for The Great British Bake Off and it’s a tiny bit scary

There’s a theory this Ian Botham interview inspired David Brent

Irish food company mocks Scaramucci’s very brief time in The White House

The question on everyone’s lips

Cinderella’s nose job didn’t go as planned

This cow looks like Gene Simmons

Watching a kitten fist bump this man will make your heart explode with joy (a little bit)