This guide to youth slang compiled by the police is the most cringeworthy thing you’ll see today

The whole internet is lolling at Waitrose’s so-called student ‘starter kit’

Phillip Schofield said what everyone else was thinking on his ITV gameshow

A man shared his terrible list of questions for a first date – the 21 best shutdowns

Piers Morgan was owned by Jonathan Agnew (and everyone else) after Alastair Cook’s farewell 147

Best Donald Trump takedown you’ll see this week

Kirstie Allsopp smashed her kids’ iPads and the responses are worth your screentime

Most hilariously incompetent armed robber you will see this week (or any week)

Someone asked for examples of clever nicknames and these 23 replies are just ingenious

This tale prompted 13 more stories of hilariously unseemly behaviour in public

‘My parents are in Switzerland and are struggling with the language barrier’

Gender reveal parties can be a bit tacky – but this one’s completely terrifying

Daft Limmy trolled the Great North Run and these 11 responses will leave you out of breath

People have been trolling Wetherspoons after it banned dogs for being ‘unpredictable’

This actor’s Facebook post will be the best shutdown of transphobia you’ll see this week

This Miss America candidate had 2 seconds to introduce herself and she nailed it

Theresa May had a bit of banter with Strictly Come Dancing and these 18 replies were en pointe

The Daily Mail got its Chris and Gwyneth captions confused and it’s hilarious