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This is most brilliantly over-the-top Bollywood action clip you’ll see today

This sign spotted in the bathroom at a house party informs guests of what Jesus wouldn’t do there

This pop star is wearing tiny trousers for each leg and we’re old and confused by fashion and just want it all to stop

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