Posh restaurant gets email from “fat lad” asking if they do “fat lad’s proper plateful”
Posh restaurant gets email from “fat lad” asking if they do “fat lad’s proper plateful”
“Just bought a selfie stick”
Matt from the Telegraph has nailed it again
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This note “to the couple who frequently has LOUD sex” will make you cringe
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‘Snake On A Plane’
‘We’re #1!… We’re #1!… WE’RE NUMBER ONE! #Tragic’
A reminder of the countries signed up to the Paris climate agreement
‘The sound effect over the top of this is a thing of beauty’
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A Dad takes a shot at speaking “hipster language”
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