17 best guesses what the John Lewis Christmas ad will look like
The John Lewis Christmas ad – sorry for saying Christmas – is expected to be unveiled on Friday. Could be tomorrow, will probably be Friday.
But while we wait for this momentous event, people on Twitter have been trying to #guessthejohnlewisad and some of them are really rather good. Here are our favourites.
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Tom Waits doing There’s No-one Quite Like Grandma while an old lady freezes to death in a nursing home #GuessTheJohnLewisAd
— Robert Peacock (@Peaky76) November 8, 2017
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Keira Knightly's husband comes out of the house and beats the shit out of Andrew Lincoln #GuessTheJohnLewisAd
— Nimish Kotecha (@nimskikotech) November 8, 2017
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https://twitter.com/DJVillan/status/928359690379112448
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#GuessTheJohnLewisAd
It’s winter in an instantly recognisable London street, and a jolly fat man with crazy white hair and a big red face has just been given the sack…
Oh no, hang on. That’s my Boris Johnson tweet.— IAN HYLAND (@HylandIan) November 8, 2017
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https://twitter.com/racybearhold/status/928341227174617088
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Can there please be a Christmas advert with Danny Dyer just saying "Merry fucking Christmas" or him eating a mince pie and saying "That's proper fucking naughty" @MrDDyer #GuessTheJohnLewisAd
— Wade Sargent (@Wade_Sargent99) November 8, 2017
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1. Dreadful acoustic cover of a song at least a decade old.
2. Cherubic infant sad at first then happy by the end.
3. Snow, probably.
4. Candles, probably.
5. It will be excessively long for an advert for a shop that literally everyone is already aware of. #guessthejohnlewisad— Pete Redfern (@mr_pete_redfern) November 8, 2017
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https://twitter.com/HSCORPI0/status/928342377936375809