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This cartoon in the New Scientist nails everything about our upside-down priorities & social media

“When giraffes go to work do you think they put the tie at the top or bottom of their necks?”

“I’ve got a really important presentation on Monday and a story to write, so I built a cardboard theatre for my cat.”

This clipping from the Metro features the wankiest writing about beer you can imagine

A wonderful Ed Miliband anecdote that proves he’s in touch with popular culture

Labour MPs singing a version of “Do They Know It’s Christmas?” is your generous portion of cringe for the day

8 non-festive films made Christmassy

A festive story about a big cock

Theresa May looking around like she’s got no mates is the saddest and funniest thing you’ll see today

Superb letter in the FT in which an Italian reader uses Boris Johnson to understand the difference between cake and pie

Chunky hedgehog gets a belly rub to a smooth jazz soundtrack

Southern rail are being refreshingly honest with their customers this morning

This “pie face game” looks hilarious

28 British jokes from Victorian times that’ll make your stiff upper lip curl into a smile

Amusing UKIP newspaper

If “Star Wars: Rogue One” posters were based upon idiotic comments from the Daily Mail

Someone has been using Freedom Of Information Requests to call the Gov “c*nts” via a series of acronyms