Simply 21 fantastic Peter Serafinowicz one-liners

We found David Cameron’s draft EU deal on his computer – the second half is astonishing

Some people are absolutely LIVID that Tesco are only going to sell straight croissants

This story from Ross Noble on why you shouldn’t use Twitter for medical advice is both correct and amusing

This births announcement in the Telegraph is really quite wonderful

Baby elephant wreaks adorable havoc in his caretaker’s home

Some ‘friends’ pranked a man by impressively turning his bedroom into a tiny cupboard

If you can spot what’s wrong with this sign then your IT skills are in the top 90% of the nation

This is a very unfortunate name for an item of food

13 acts of peak laziness that will make you feel better about your own slacking

Toy Of The Week: The new Lego Alderaan playset

This man’s search for a tennis partner is not going well

Increasingly desperate Cameron puts dick in toaster during last ditch EU negotiations

18 graphic designers from around the world were asked to make this guy more attractive

Primary school tests suddenly got tough

Celebrate National Drink Wine Day with 8 compelling reasons to drink wine (if you need any)

Remember the fat DiCaprio lookalike? He’s got a TV show and is recreating Titanic in a shopping mall

This bearded man is defying winter with his oddly haunting dance moves