Paul Merson’s hilarious story of asking out Kylie Minogue had Jeff Stelling spinning around

This unmissable rainy 110m men’s hurdles final was 10 per cent athletics and ninety per cent slip’n’slide

The US Supreme Court’s decision to allow presidential immunity from prosecution for ‘official acts’ creates King Trump – 27 verdicts

These England fans left the Slovakia game early and got just the amount of sympathy you’d expect – 17 back of the net responses

Rishi Sunak said it’s not over til it’s over after England’s last-ditch win and James O’Brien’s comback hit hardest

People loved Dua Lipa’s response to this ukulele playing fan who asked to play her 30 seconds of his song

Bill Bailey on the right-wing ‘Don’t surrender!’ brigade is 30 seconds very well spent

Roy Keane on what’s important in life is 60 seconds supremely well spent (and a fabulous own of Gary Neville)

This BBC News man was commiserating with fans live on air when England’s equaliser went in and everything about it was just fabulous

Led by Donkeys’ humiliation of Nigel Farage works even better with Bernard Cribbins belting out ‘Right Said Fred’ in the background

Rishi Sunak’s shot at tying his party’s fortunes in with England’s skin-of-the-teeth success landed in row Z – 19 fifty-yard screamers

Joe Wicks played Glastonbury and got people really exercised – 17 very funny and totally on-point responses

27 funniest things people said about England’s butt-clenching last-gasp win over Slovakia

The Telegraph warned that ‘Labour is coming after all that gives us pleasure’ and got hilariously owned – 24 favourites

Someone said “No kid remembers their best day in front of the TV” and the internet clapped back – 23 screen highlights

Nigel Farage is boycotting the BBC because the Question Time audience was mean to him – 21 thoughts and prayers

‘What do UK houses have that others don’t ?’ – 21 favourite suggestions

15 times the Telegraph’s screeching hyperbolic headlines could have been written by an unhinged AI bot