Maths homework of the day

People have been sharing their ‘favourite British insults’ – 27 fabulous homegrown takedowns

The payoff to this LA news crew’s report about the city’s most dangerous junction was A++ timing

A troll took aim at Greta Thunberg after she appeared with Jeremy Vine and the comeback was supremely satisfying

The hilariously brutal response to this unsolicited dick pic was next level stuff

All of these lines are straight and it’s sending people’s brains into meltdown

A VR headset, a fear of heights and a mean friend – What could go wrong?

Elon Musk will end the ‘lords & peasants’ blue tick system by charging for it – 15 verified takedowns

No-one nails Elon Musk’s $20 ‘blue tick’ idea quite like Stephen King

Matt Hancock has signed up for I’m A Celebrity – 17 favourite responses

Comeback of the day

Ricky Gervais had the subtlest burn for this oddly familiar James Corden routine

‘Joe Biden is Jim Carrey in a mask’ wins conspiracy theory of the week

‘Tell me you’re a terrible manager without telling me you’re a terrible manager’

Matt Hancock’s Pandemic Diaries is about to hit the shops – 17 Twitter reviews

This Australian wasn’t taking any Halloween nonsense and it’s a (NSFW) peak Aussie treat

The takedown of this ‘Democrats are Satanists’ conspiracy theory is a 5-star treat

This unexpected entertainment at an American football game really kicked off