Bananas, smoke and mirrors – 18 brutally honest assessments of Boris Johnson’s reset speech

This Tube train announcer is so funny (and comforting) you’d happily miss your stop

‘Man stops to rescue kitten, gets ambushed by platoon’

This hilariously entitled dad trying to get a sofa on the cheap is given the perfect sendoff

This Tinder exchange will have you hollering into next week

Warwick Davis’ hilariously long list of qualifications to this question is simply magnificent

The government’s ‘mortgage for benefits’ distraction is crumbling from the foundations up

Comeback of the day

Domino’s Pizza just trolled Boris Johnson and it’s the perfect delivery

23 funny and revealing tweets about life with children

15 genuine 19th-century problem page quotes from the Girls’ Own Advice Twitter account

How good are your observation skills? This hidden tiger has the answer

11 not-so-sunlit downvotes of the UK’s woeful economic forecast

This dog scared by its own reflection is today’s funniest 3 seconds

Ian Blackford’s Monty Python gag at Boris Johnson’s expense was A++

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These 17 hilariously sassy signs have attitude to spare

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