25 favourite funny tweets of the week

Nadine Dorries made a schoolboy error about Channel 5 and was owned into next week

Jacob Rees-Mogg’s cunning plan to get workers back in the office is to threaten to sell the offices

This Good Samaritan spotted someone in need and it’s a magnificent facepalm

‘There I Ruined It’ created the mash-up of Smash Mouth and Celine Dion that we’ve all been hoping for

Burn of the day

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s take on the ‘self-made man’ went viral again because it’s 59 seconds of wisdom

Elon Musk tried to own the Libs with a chart and it went as well as you’d expect

This graduate’s pride flag reveal was the perfect way to leave her bigoted university

Jacob Rees-Mogg described postponed Brexit measures as ‘an act of self-harm’ and there’s not enough facepalm in the world

The slo-mo replay went the hilarious extra mile with this cycling photo finish

The takedown of this bigoted Christian is 10/10

This cyclists on telly gag is so simple (and simply fabulous)

The camera operator’s response to this schoolboy error is making everyone’s day better

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This supercut of Johnny Depp in the witness box might be the most entertaining thing he’s done in years

This ‘Why I have a beard’ chart has it covered

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