This freeloader was furious a second-hand printer didn’t come with ink and it didn’t end well

Gary Lineker had the last word after calling out ‘weird’ Piers Morgan over Meghan Markle

The rules for joining this 5-a-side football team went viral because they are hilariously OTT

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How a train guard foiled a ticket cheat with detective work is essential reading

President Trump talks about windmills – with “help” from the room next door

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If Little Miss characters were School Mums

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This clip of Ross Kemp facing down a guy who pulled a gun on him is jaw-dropping stuff

People are enjoying watching Ross Kemp try Spice in his new ITV documentary

This Donald Trump fanatic was asked to name one thing he’s done well and his answer says it all

Thief who stole an iPhone then messaged the owner to ask for the password

This tale about an old lady in the Co-op is one of the greatest ever Twitter threads

These graphics really brings home the scale of the fires burning in Australia right now

‘Did they expect her to look like Peppa Pig?’