This galaxy-brained Tory thinks Keir Starmer’s Durham curry should be investigated by the Met ‘for consistency’

Watch this scammer’s face when a hacker says her real name

A little boy’s NSFW (or school) behaviour letter is unintentionally the funniest thing we’ve seen this week

The Daily Mail’s response to Keir Starmer’s Beergate statement is peak Daily Mail – 23 front-page views

18 favourite takeaways from Keir Starmer’s pledge to resign if he’s fined for having a curry break

Having a bad day? Could be worse, you could be this American footballer

Steve Coogan’s brutal takedown of Piers Morgan was our favourite Baftas moment

‘How different actors run’ went wildly viral because it’s so funny and totally spot on

Surely the most supremely satisfying comeback you’ll read this week

Russell T Davies brutally owned the government at the Baftas and it’s sheer perfection

People can’t work out how the Two Ronnies pulled off this tongue-twisting sketch

This snow rabbit leaping over an avalanche to safety is an incredible watch

Boris Johnson plans a ‘bonfire of EU red tape’ and the déjà vu is off the scale

This protest against Priti Patel at a Tory dinner just gets better and better

‘The facial expression!’

‘If you had the ability to add a feature to the human body, what would it be?’ – 17 potential upgrades

How to carry out a sneak attack – puppy style

Boris Johnson ‘despises privileged, metropolitan, narrow-minded elite’ Keir Starmer