Michael Fabricant said nurses and teachers also had lockdown drinks at work – only 9 responses you need

13 Rishi Sunak jokes worth paying your taxes for after he’s fined over Partygate

Carrie Johnson has received a Partygate penalty and the internet says it’s fine by them

Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak fined by police for breaking lockdown rules – 30 favourite responses

This tortoise’s attempt to bite a dog’s ankle is magnificence in slow motion

This fabulous Lauren Boebert own is an evergreen takedown of anyone who poses with guns

Theology has never seen anything quite like this young boy’s fantastic bunny crucifixion drawing

Putin’s spokesman being called out for his lies on Sky News is a masterclass in this sort of thing

Marjorie Taylor Greene tweeted that Twitter was killing free speech – only 5 responses you need

Viewers slam Richard Madeley for this patronising GMB interview with a Just Stop Oil activist

‘The Guy Who Decides Cycling’ is our new favourite spokesperson

‘Who got into the teal paint?’ is the best 91-second mystery on the internet

Jack Monroe’s frank rebuttal of an ignorant take on food poverty was the best possible response

If your car doesn’t have a weasel – you’re missing out

Holly Valance posed with Farage and Trump and you could practically hear the early-millennium hearts breaking

James Blunt had the best response for someone who just found him on Twitter

This ‘two-for-one special’ is a double takedown for the ages

This cat’s response to a dog taking back their basket is 10/10