Heroically hungover Sam Fender on BBC Breakfast is a painfully funny watch

Car Sign of the Day

This Lord of the Rings fore-edge painting is simply magical

There’s a looming Quality Street shortage – check out these 11 sweet responses

Anti-masker versus science goes exactly as you’d expect

The Daily Show explaining how Brexit caused the fuel crisis is one minute very well spent

Gary Barlow’s launched his own wine and these 9 jokes leave a very pleasant aftertaste

‘What’s the weirdest compliment you ever received?’ – 23 proper jaw droppers

This dog eating cars is 15 seconds very well spent

Charlie Stayt’s brutal shutdown of Nadhim Zahawi was magnificent (more of this sort of thing, please)

The payoff to Andrew Lloyd Webber’s story about buying a dog because of Cats is purr-fect

Twitter has been celebrating National Poetry Day – 14+ favourites

‘Iron Man Boris’ – 13 simply Marvel-ous responses to today’s Daily Express front page

‘Does your dog bite? No, but he learned how to use projectile weapons’

This worst first date story is a wild ride from start to finish

A xenophobe took aim at Iran and blew both their own feet off

People love this couple’s relationship update

This anti-vax protester got an unexpected and NSFW takedown from a homeless passer-by