ITV’s deeply serious news report about the milkshake shortage is simply hilarious

This Canadian Olympian’s airport security prank is gold-medal winning stuff

Dominic Raab said the ‘sea was closed’ when Kabul fell so he couldn’t have been paddleboarding – 17 saltiest takedowns

People love this Charlie Watts story when Mick Jagger called him ‘my drummer’

Time for some non-offensive football chants

Brexit has made McDonald’s run out of milkshake and it’s the last straw

There was an attempt to use the car wash – it did not go well

Tributes flood in for the Rolling Stones drummer, Charlie Watts, after his death at 80

People loved this restaurant’s forensic takedown of an entitled customer’s bad review

‘This is the greatest thing anyone has ever done’

Fox News’s rapid reverse ferret on vaccine approval will have you facepalming into next week

This strongman’s response to all those ‘dumb’ taunts is the perfect final word

One star review of the week

Boris Johnson may have broken the Ministerial Code, and people are shocked – shocked, I tell you!

This cat repeatedly asking for head rubs is 38 seconds well spent

Justin’s not looking forward to third grade

This NSFW rap rant at anti-vaxxers is the Earworm of the Week

The Guy Who Decides Clocks might just break your brain a little