This plumber’s ‘hourly rates’ will never be bettered

Tinder fail of the week

This duck running the New York marathon is quacking us up

13 of the funniest resignation letters worth quitting your job for

An MP claiming to need a second job to afford childcare got exactly the sympathy you’d expect

Tory MP Geoffrey Cox’s Caribbean cash cow ramps up the second job row

This sign-maker had the perfect clapback to an anti-vaxxer’s cringeworthy request

This woman’s petty revenge on her ‘purposefully incompetent’ boyfriend was 10/10

‘By far the best Tinder profile I’ve ever seen’

This MRI scan of what happens when you rub your eyes is a proper eye-opener

This sloth’s response to being helped across the road is totally adorable

A Republican senator shared an anime clip of him killing AOC and her response was simply perfect

Honest Sign of the Day

Jeff Bezos’s girlfriend Lauren Sanchez meeting Leo DiCaprio became a meme – and then Bezos joined in

This may be the most spectacular exercise ball fail of all time

‘What makes absolutely no sense to you at all?’ – 27 of the most relatable responses

People’s minds are blown by this next-level Rubik’s cube solution

Proof that Matt Berry should be the voice of Garfield (NSFW)