Arrested man gives ‘Tripadvisor style’ review to Grimsby police cell

Christian Willoughby, who ended up on the cells at Grimsby police station on Wednesday night has posted a Trip Advisor style review on Facebook.

The post quickly went viral and has been shared 1,300 times.

Christian Willoughby writes:

I’ve given this place 4 stars. It’s the all day breakfast that lets it down really. Apart from that the staff are pleasant enough.

Had my own on-suite room and butler… Who would come in with tea and newspapers.

Room was nice, the minimalistic idea was a nice touch. It was secure and safe…

Quadruple glazing and security door. Ideal place for winding down after a hard day.

I’d definitely come back.

Christian also reviewed the delicious looking food: “2 sausages floating around in a runny sauce with a few diced potatoes thrown in. Lovely ;)”

And shared pictures of the loo:

Many people have asked quite how he got his phone into a cell and Mr Willoughby replied “an iPad”.