Politics clacton count binface nigel farage
Count Binface’s flow chart brilliantly demonstrates why he’s a winner, even if he’s not *the* winner
We’re a few hours into the polling in Clacton, and we have no idea how things are going for the 34 candidates, because there are no exit polls in by-elections.
The results should be out in the early hours of Friday morning, but whatever happens, Farage will be a loser, and Count Binface shared the proof.
Checkmate, Nige. pic.twitter.com/L6BFYRLz3Q
— Count Binface (@CountBinface) August 13, 2026
We can’t fault that logic, and neither could these people.
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The way Nige tries to spin this ‘victory’ is going to be a joy to behold
— Paul Quayle (@mrpaulquayle) August 13, 2026
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It’s hilarious that the political genius that is Farage has backed himself into such an impossible corner!
— MirabelAtom (@Rindercella10) August 13, 2026
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Amazing work. The country if not the whole of Clacton is behind you. They threw millions, thousands of activists, @Nigel_Farage spent more time in Clacton than his total time in 2 years. He has been worried and raging. Brilliant job! You are the winner!
— HT (@Calmheadteacher) August 13, 2026
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It's bin-win or win-binhttps://t.co/CpV8qV7sau
— Zero Squared (zero-squared.bsky.social) (@zero2blog) August 13, 2026
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💯 this https://t.co/bmComvKcuq
— Mark Lawson (@Kingkennyl) August 13, 2026
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Farage will always be held to a count!#Binface
— Kate White 🇬🇧🇪🇺🔶️🌎 (@katebob66) August 13, 2026
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Tick tock Farage.#VoteBinfaceInClacton pic.twitter.com/h3KkOYTSc2
— Janette Strachan (@BraidseaQuine) August 13, 2026
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Bravo pic.twitter.com/udoOuDnsUX
— DJ Crawford (@DjCrawfordDnB) August 13, 2026
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Farage will happily cost the UK taxpayer £250,000 to kick the investigation can down the road—although his own door knockers whisper "Farage's paying"— that'd be illegal— another reason to investigate 🤪
— SuperErogator 🇺🇦🇪🇺🇬🇱 (@hududhura) August 13, 2026
In short –
This is quite brilliant!!! https://t.co/ATzGm6Y6HE
— Pritch (@KarlPritch86) August 13, 2026
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