LBC’s Shelagh Fogarty had a hilariously scathing description of Chris Philp’s hot take on Labour’s immigration policy
The Shadow Home Secretary Chris Philp has been popping up on the media quite frequently, with his hot takes on how Labour is handling everything. How blessed we all are to get the benefit of Philp’s expertise.

On Wednesday, he took time out of his busy schedule of pretending to be a target for the French Navy to speak to LBC. He blew Shelagh Fogarty’s mind with the sheer gall of his pronouncement on immigration.
‘It’s like someone who set your house on fire coming back and complaining about the colour of your new door.’
Shelagh Fogarty explains why she was ‘gobsmacked’ listening to the Conservatives' Chris Philp criticise Labour’s record on immigration. pic.twitter.com/y8sC7lxDIh
— LBC (@LBC) August 12, 2026
She nailed it, and so did these five reactions.
1.
Is says a lot about the state of the Tory Party that he is shadow Home Secretary
— Michael Clayson (@MichaelCla62251) August 12, 2026
2.
If it were that simple @Conservatives would have sorted it. @CPhilpOfficial is simple. https://t.co/gZRYUG0oy2
— annedavies (@annedavies127) August 13, 2026
3.
It’s like the conservatives were never there for 14 years ,
— 1892 (@st3640) August 12, 2026
4.
— Deek Sg (@deeks48_deek) August 12, 2026
5.
Cos you Tossers did such a great job of looking after the country …didn’t you? Oh that’s a big fat NO!!!!
— charmaine russell (@charmai82132528) August 12, 2026
Perhaps he’s a secret Labour supporter.
Every time he opens his mouth he helps the Labour Party. What a muppet.
— Martin McEwan (@McEwanMartin) August 13, 2026
As a bonus, watch how he had his arse handed to him by BBC Breakfast’s Sally Nugent when he weighed in on the state of England’s prisons.
Chris Philp is told on BBC Breakfast that the prison crisis is entirely of the Conservatives’ own making. He attempts the usual escape act by announcing that his government has “built 14,000 new prison places”. Unfortunately for him, the arithmetic hasn’t been briefed: they… pic.twitter.com/MD4K2Z7YD4
— The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓 (@MittensOff) August 12, 2026
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