21 fascinating favourite ‘brand new sentences’ found in the wild

Reddit’s r/BrandNewSentence forum allows people to share sentences, or short phrases, that they’re confident have never been used before.

As their description puts it –

‘For sentences never before written, found in the wild.’

Some of these examples are pretty wild – and certainly unique.

1. Frustrated dad uses his 6ft son to shame council into fixing deep pothole

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2. Corgi-sized meteor as heavy as 4 baby elephants hit Texas

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3. Teachers seize disco equipment from 12-year-old boy who hosted rave in school toilets

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4. Tis I, Mandick the titty smithy

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5. It’s like being waterboarded with turquoise cement

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6. In Poznan, Poland, eight clams get to decide if people in the city get water or not

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7. De-nazi the skeletons

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8. A bare-chested man with two raccoons on his head

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9. Y’all be like the vegans of gaming

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10. A slap in the face to the Pez community

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11. Illegal underground grandma karaoke bars

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