People have been sharing the Zack Polanski ‘scandals’ they think the media need to know about – 28 shocking transgressions
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BREAKING 🚨
Zack Polanski once said he knew how to play the piano a bit to impress a boy, but it turned out he only knew chop sticks and the intro to Für Elise
Source: (disgruntled tabloid hacks who work for foreign billionaire oligarchs who don’t want to pay tax)
— Harry Eccles (@Heccles94) May 6, 2026
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Hearing that Zack Polanski once watched Highlander 2 and claimed to have enjoyed it.@DailyMail
— Hughes-on-the-Wold (@NotThatHughes) May 5, 2026
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Hearing credible reports that Zack Polanski once got a ticket for occupying a box junction. More on this story to come:
— thelefttake (@thelefttake) May 5, 2026
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Zack Polanski once ejected a USB flash drive without first selecting “eject drive”.
He absolutely cannot be trusted to run the country.
Source: Every media outlet you’ve ever hated and every politician who supports genocide. pic.twitter.com/U4WYCitZzz
— Defend Our Juries (@DefendOurJuries) May 6, 2026
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I once saw Zack Polanski walk the wrong way down a Tube station passage. He can’t possibly run this country
— Richard H (@TheHoogie) May 6, 2026
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🚨 BREAKING: Zack Polanski once went to a Nandos and waited to be served at his table. This man doesn’t know British culture and is unfit to run the country.
Source: Reform Whatsapp Group pic.twitter.com/kxVncenXCk
— putasinghonit (@putasinghonit) May 6, 2026
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🚨 I'm hearing disturbing reports that Zack Polanski once joined the queue for the "5 items or less" checkout in Tesco's with SIX items in his basket. https://t.co/NLgNNstLSZ
— Plutôt la Barbie (@plutotlabarbie) May 5, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS:
Zack Polanski once ate all the purple ones in the tin of Quality Street
Source: Trevor Phillips
— Stop The Bollocks with Mirabel (@MirabelTweets1) May 5, 2026
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Zack Polanski once switched off a Windows 95 PC before the ‘It is now safe to turn off your computer’ message popped up.
Source: The Express
— Simon Harris (@SimonHarrisMBD) May 5, 2026
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EXCLUSIVE: Zack Polanski once held a door open from slightly too far away, forcing someone into that awkward little jog. Standards matter.
— Damien Willey (Kernow Damo) 🟢 🔴 (@KernowDamo) May 5, 2026
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I have it on good authority that @ZackPolanski lost the school hamster he was assigned to care for during the summer holidays when he was 10.
Amazed @thetimes isn't all over this. Maybe it is not too late to stop the presses for your front page tomorrow?— CrémantCommunarde #4402 💚👊🕊️ (@0Calamity) May 5, 2026
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🚨 BREAKING: Zack Polanski may have boarded a train before letting everyone off first.
Britain’s institutions are under threat.
Source: Reform UK press release
— The Left Bible (@theleftbible) May 6, 2026
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Zack Polanski forgot to turn his phone off once in the cinema 🙄
— Richard H (@TheHoogie) May 6, 2026
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Zack Polanski didn’t say ‘thank you’ to the person in front of him at the checkout when they put the shopping divider down on the conveyor belt so he could start loading his own items at a branch of Lidl in South London in 2005.
Source: Daily Mail
— Simon Harris (@SimonHarrisMBD) May 5, 2026
Lock him up and throw away the key.
Zack Polanski was once asked to make a Salad for a party but decided not to do it and when asked why he didn't do it this was his response:
Source: Daily Mail. https://t.co/QIjwbHGsV2 pic.twitter.com/EVO5wyHW55
— Steven B (@Stevenwblake1) May 5, 2026
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