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An optical illusion has got people very confused about which way this horse is walking through the snow. What can you see?

Twitter

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Celebrity

Andrew Tate was detained trying to enter Dubai so he wouldn’t ‘miss out’ on the war, and everybody’s schadenfreude meters exploded

Social Media

Elon Musk told people to let Grok do their taxes, and the internet responded with a resounding “Not on your nelly!”

Weird World

Andrew Tate said he couldn’t wait to be stuck in a Middle East war zone and these truthbombs all hit the target

News

The new Private Eye’s cover just nailed Trump’s war on Iran, not just once but four times

Celebrity

Jeremy Vine’s clip of Trump lovers dancing in Iran wasn’t entirely what he thought it was and it’s a facepalm visible from the moon

Celebrity

Andrew Tate dancing ‘while the bombs fall’ in Dubai was a million miles from the flex he thought it was – 17 scorching burns

Trump spat out his dummy over the UK refusing to roll over, and his ‘not Winston Churchill’ jibe at Starmer massively backfired – 21 two-finger salutes

Social Media

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Twitter

Lucy Connolly complained about someone making her feel ‘uneasy’ on Twitter and the comebacks really did write themselves

Entertainment

This sad little misogynist called ESPN’s NFL analyst a ‘DEI hire’, and her mic-drop comeback didn’t even need words

News

Susanna Reid had a message for Brits who moved to Dubai to avoid paying tax and Andrew Neil’s rant just made us like it even more

Entertainment

Someone asked “Of all movie opening scenes, what one sold the entire film the most?”, and this brutal blockbuster quietly took all the awards

Politics

Robert Jenrick teased a massive scandal involving Rachel Reeves, and entered the self-own hall of fame – 24 scathing takedowns

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