Count Binface has launched the manifesto that could signal the biggest political upset in history – and do wonders for sales of unicycles
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No death penalty for people cruel enough to have letterboxes below knee-height? https://t.co/yuDW0Kl9aJ
— Will Coleshill (@WillColeshill) June 3, 2026
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An awful lot of sense here and, as a Labour member, I rather like no.10. https://t.co/CmXS7LFwkY
— Imogen (@Imogenlemon02) June 3, 2026
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1. Is hilarious. https://t.co/wHTz7auy91
— Finumus (@Finumus1) June 3, 2026
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The Crown & Treaty, Uxbridge, getting a mention in the Makerfield By-Election manifesto from Count Binface makes my heart burst. https://t.co/ivDxEx7tC9
— Balcony Shirts (@balconyshirts) June 3, 2026
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Glad to see no u-turn on the croissants- a clear commitment to Binface values in a changing world. https://t.co/UEpPdu7gKZ
— Ellie Cumbo (@EllieCumbo) June 3, 2026
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Finally a manifesto we can all get behind #backbinface #votebinface https://t.co/GwltH2UA7B
— Sir Godfrey Lawson 🇬🇧 (@godfrey_lawson) June 3, 2026
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This has been a travesty since 1992. Nice to see you have your finger on the national pulse. pic.twitter.com/7lIxVuLTrm
— Warspite 🇬🇧 (@ChiefPieEater) June 3, 2026
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I’d vote for you but Thursdays not my bin day
— Anthony C🇺🇦🎗️ (@ukwip) June 3, 2026
Here’s the full list of candidates for the Makerfield by-election. Don’t expect exciting manifestos from them all. Or even most of them.
Jake Austin, Liberal Democrats
Count Binface, Count Binface Party
Andy Burnham, Labour and Co-operative Party
Dan Clarke, Libertarian Party
John Dyer, Independent
Ed Gemmell, Climate Party
Paul Gould, Independent
Alan ‘Howlin’ Laud Hope, The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
Robert Kenyon, Reform UK
Robert Pownall, Independent
Rebecca Shepherd, Restore Britain
Sarah Wakefield, Green Party
Peter Ward, Rejoin EU
Michael Winstanley, Conservative Party
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