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The polls are closed, the votes are in and so are your reactions – 27 early results

Can Skittles predict the results of the election? We gave it a try

Donald Trump mocked Greta Thunberg for winning Time person of the year and her response was perfect

“Matt Hancock being totally normal with a woman” the only 5 funny reactions you need

People lost their sheet over a bedding hack – 7 outraged reactions

David Cameron’s election message went down as badly as you’d expect – 11 spoilt ballots

Piers Morgan trolled Steve Coogan for talking politics so Hugh Grant gave him both barrels

This incredible Harry Potter broom trick will have you questioning your eyes

17 jokes to celebrate being almost at the general election finish line

David Van Day’s support video for a Tory candidate is an eye-popping cringe-fest

The Trump campaign responded to the impeachment decision with a meme of him as Thanos

A poem for anyone preparing for Christmas…

Boris Johnson’s Love Actually parody is the most cringeworthy thing you’ll see today

Joe Lycett’s complaint to Pot Noodle was hilarious but their response made it even better

This “free lawnmowing service” didn’t get the love it deserved