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Our favourite takedown of the week

John Plunkett. Updated December 18th, 2019

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Carlos Del Valle describes himself as a ‘Trainer. Author. Speaker. Transforming Average Civilians into Modern Warriors’.

Okaaay.

We only mention him because he had this to say about women on Twitter, prompting our favourite comeback of the week.

And if you thought the name was familiar, you’d be right. Because he was also responsible for these ‘how to be a woman’ instructions which got entirely the response they deserved.

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Simply 23 of the funniest and most ferocious comebacks from 2019

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