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David Baddiel can’t watch horror films anymore and it turns out he’s not alone

Paul Young’s still angry his song wasn’t used in Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Theresa May’s “simples” comment wasn’t simple after all – our 11 favourite reactions

This Brexiter’s complaint was the perfect self-own – the only 7 reactions you need to read

This woman nailed how badly male authors write female characters and everyone else joined in

Simply 13 Chris Grayling jokes to help take the edge off a long week

Nothing divides the nation quite like how much you like to toast your bread

The 25 best jokes of the week

Jacob Rees-Mogg warned of ‘right wing extremism’ if Brexit is delayed and it’s a glorious self-own

21 horribly relatable moments people realised they’d become their parents

Richard Osman’s cryptic tweet prompted some very funny and confusing replies

Nigel Farage announced a “Brexit Betrayal” march and the reactions are everything – our 15 favourites

Richard Osman and others reveal their ‘genius’ dreams that made absolutely no sense the next day no matter how hard they tried to remember them

15 of the most appallingly posh baby names from newspaper ‘births’ columns

Brits can’t believe Americans have only just discovered the doner kebab