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Alan Partridge is back! Here are the best bits of his BBC return (and what people thought of it)

The Independent Group went out for a cheeky Nando’s – 22 extra-hot takes

Yet another Brexiter doesn’t understand how Schengen borders work – our 14 favourite reactions

The new James Bond film may be called “Shatterhand” – these 13 people are shaken and stirred

PETA trolled Steve Irwin on his birthday and people weren’t wild about it, they were furious

Donald Trump ‘wants 5G and even 6G as soon as possible’ and it prompted some very funny replies

The 25 funniest tweets of the week

What is the most on brand thing you did as a child? Our 27 favourite replies

Piers Morgan criticised Little Mix for laughing at his Brits ‘fat shaming’ – the only 9 replies you need

An ex-UKIP MEP made a big announcement and got shot down in flames

Nigel Farage took a swipe at the Labour defectors and was totally owned by Tim Farron

People are sharing the weird things they used to eat and drink as kids – our 23 favourites

Burberry just apologised for a hoodie with a ‘noose’ on it – the only 9 replies you need

Julia Hartley-Brewer’s attempt to put down a reply backfired spectacularly

21 hilarious alternative words invented to cover up brain farts