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Everyone’s face-palming into next week over an MP’s description of BAME people – 15 stunned reactions

Danny Baker can’t get his head round the Queen biopic and some people had a sheer heart attack

An American magazine said bread was ‘making a comeback’ – 11 delicious takedowns

7 Labour MPs quit the party in protest at Jeremy Corbyn – 17 responses to help make sense of it all

14 epic takedowns of a Brexiter’s awkward Swiss border fail

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UKIP leader Gerard Batten trolled James O’Brien and the LBC man had the perfect riposte

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This kid had the best wrong answer to this badly-worded exam question

Simply 27 sizzling-hot takes on Valentine’s Day

Women have been texting their crushes for a Valentine’s date and the responses will warm your chilly bones