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People are sharing things you can say both during sex and at a job interview – our 23 favourites

Only 5 takedowns you need of the pro-Brexit activist who said this about a ‘no deal’ Europe

Gatwick airport is closed because of drones – our favourite 9 things people are saying about this right now

This thread of 17+ things people only had at Christmas will give you the festive feels

This woman was matched with a thief on Tinder … and moments later with the victim

This scientist has the best method of dealing with racist trolls – bar none

A Brexiter complained about having to pay for EU travel and got totally owned – the 14 hottest burns

Sexism wasn’t the only reason people were mad with this Tesco ‘girls toys’ sign

Simply 17 times James Blunt won at Twitter in 2018

19 things that far right activist Milo Yiannopoulos looks like nails it every time

Do the world’s most successful people start the day at 4 a.m.? 18 alarmed responses

People have been busy working out their ‘stripper names’ and here are our 31 favourites

People are sharing weird things they’ve found in men’s bathrooms and it’s even weirder than we thought

Favourite 13 things people said about David Cameron’s Brexit advice for Theresa May

People are sharing the best decisions they’ve made and these 12 are incredibly powerful